IM SURE YOU WOULDN’T LIKE TO FIND THIS MESS ON YOUR OWN LAWN!
She approached me with a sweet smile and asked “is it yours” I looked down at my brother holding my hand, I looked back at her and said “yes, IT is my brother”.
PTA mum looked perplexed when she realised I hadn’t in fact birthed a child at fourteen years of age thus not fulfilling her prophecy for me.
A PTA mum is no better than any other mum they would be horrified to discover.
BEWARE DOG!
A pack of six chihuahua’s with teeth the size of pin heads growl at me through the window.
Sometimes I walk slowly past the house just so they bark with a bit more enthusiasm.
The dogs mummy Lorraine likes to feed them off of her plate but only sometimes of course.
PARKING FOR ORGANIST.
A mature older gentleman who when it rained liked to speed up in his car and swerve into the puddles to splash me on my way to school.